Posted by
Rick on Monday, March 17, 2008 6:57:00 PM
This column is telling us that we're going to be watching blue previews in movie theaters now. Hopefully, these will be aired in theaters that are playing R-rated movies already! Who is going to pay the price when children come home with a boatload of questions needing to be answered after they have seen a blue preview to a movie? The movie theaters will. THAT'S who! It's bad enough that the LAST decent movie my eyes cared to watch was the Passion of the Christ back in '04, but now the CHILDREN will be exposed to the blue-est of blue previews prior to their cartoon movie starting.
Sounds like it's time for everyone to build his/her own home movie theaters so that decent DVDs can be rented/purchased and the members of the family can avoid having to expose themselves to the raunchiness to which Hollywood wants to expose them prior to the movie starting.
Of course, if they contain this effort just to R-rated movies where children DON'T belong, parents will need to make a concerted effort to keep their children out of these movies even more. Doesn't sound like a wise plan to me.
What happened to making a good movie the whole family can enjoy? They're all SO dark these days. In terms of superheroes, Batman is an addict, Superman became a tart, Spiderman, well, he was a fruit from the beginning. So there is no saving him.
For non-superhero movies, there is nothing but anti-Bush, we're all too stupid to take care of ourselves movies. Those are dark as well. No fun there.
Comedies? Well, if he ain't saying, "Git-r-done," no one's laughing.
This spring's fare doesn't bode well, either. Currently, a movie about how it was like to live 12,000 years ago is the "big" draw, but my suspicion is that except for opening night, the theaters showing THIS movie are empty. No one cares. We all know that MOUSSE or even scissors didn't exist 12,000 years ago, and women couldn't shave their legs and armpits back then. So, this movie is a piece of junk. Continuing the effort is Hollywood's LATEST attempt to trash a classic: Indiana Jones and the Temple of BROOM. Would someone SWEEP this piece of trash out the door? Harrison Ford can't be THAT much younger than my father, and my father is an invalid for the most part. It's time for HF to put the whip away for good.
Time to step down from the soap box.